hampshirehopper has rated Chalky Lane 2.0 out of 5.
Need to sort out the catering big time. There's loads of room at the ground to get a burger van in there. And sort out the grim toilets.
Fairly easy to find. Entrance down a narrow lane opposite Chessington World Of Adventures. Was parking for over 100 cars. May be tricky for parking if there was a big game on.
You can be on display at the urinal if doors open. And there was a door either side of the urinals. Disgusting state the toilets were in. Hasn't seen a cleaner for a while and no soap in the dispenser.
Complete joke. Need to sort out the catering. Just one teenager serving. Didn't have enough chips for 2 portions!! You wait ages for your food. Imagine if there were 6 people in the queue! Or more than 100 spectators. Club needs a kick up the rear.
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