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has rated Chalky Lane 2.0 out of 5.

hampshirehopper's review of Chalky Lane

Need to sort out the catering big time. There's loads of room at the ground to get a burger van in there. And sort out the grim toilets.

Location

Fairly easy to find. Entrance down a narrow lane opposite Chessington World Of Adventures. Was parking for over 100 cars. May be tricky for parking if there was a big game on.

Facilities

You can be on display at the urinal if doors open. And there was a door either side of the urinals. Disgusting state the toilets were in. Hasn't seen a cleaner for a while and no soap in the dispenser.

Food & Drink

Complete joke. Need to sort out the catering. Just one teenager serving. Didn't have enough chips for 2 portions!! You wait ages for your food. Imagine if there were 6 people in the queue! Or more than 100 spectators. Club needs a kick up the rear.

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Ratings for Chalky Lane

ApsectRating
LocationAspect 1 rating: 2.5 stars
ViewAspect 2 rating: 2.0 stars
FacilitiesAspect 3 rating: 0.5 stars
Food & DrinkAspect 4 rating: 0.5 stars
Police & StewardsN/A
AtmosphereAspect 6 rating: 1.0 star
OverallOverall rating: 0.0 stars

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