"Picturesque beyond belief"

Do not sit at this stadium. We made that mistake in the first half and probably inhaled enough asbestos to shorten our lives by half. In the second half, we moved to standing on the other side of the pitch, and my oh my, the view is exquisite. The piercing emergence of the blossoming Malvern Hills engulfs the stadium (the park) with its all-encompassing majesty. Malvern Town's now retired centre half, "Milky", can be forgiven for being at fault in a thrilling 3-3 draw. He must have been distracted. As was I. I barely remember anything about the match.

There was also a man sleeping on the side of the pitch before the game. We thought that he was dead, but he seemed fine.

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