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"Bit naff"

has rated Long Lane 1.0 out of 5.

hampshirehopper's review of Long Lane

This review may be irrelevant soon as looks like there is a new club house due to open soon.

As for now, it's a bit naff.

Location

Away from the town that has no railway station.
It's down narrow country lanes that are not particularly safe to walk along.
Parking was ok. Can fit over 100 cars in the car park.

View

Only one stand which has pillars and floodlights and a side wall in the way.

Facilities

Manky toilets overflowing with wee.
Dull inside the club house.

Food & Drink

Bugger all food served. Kitchen hatch was closed.
Bar area is sparse looking.

Eat before you go.

Police & Stewards

N/A

Atmosphere

No local support. When it's such a naff ground and club house, it's easy to see why no-one goes!

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Ratings for Long Lane

ApsectRating
LocationAspect 1 rating: 0.5 stars
ViewAspect 2 rating: 1.0 star
FacilitiesAspect 3 rating: 0.5 stars
Food & DrinkAspect 4 rating: 0.5 stars
Police & StewardsN/A
AtmosphereAspect 6 rating: 0.5 stars
OverallOverall rating: 0.0 star

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