"Dire Lane"

Very poor even for very non league standards.

Negatives - In the middle of nowhere, totally exposed to the elements on a hillside, bad pitch.

Positives - Decent clubhouse and one decent stand.

Location

By train - Todmordon train station and then two buses!

View

God forbid you go anytime between September and May and it's anything other than a heatwave...

Facilities

Decent sized clubhouse, couple of local pubs. Food facilities could not cope with the crowd that FCHT brought (was queuing for about 25 minutes) and toilets not up to scratch...

Food & Drink

Neither ample nor quick service. If it's a quiet game you'll probably be fine.

Police & Stewards

Didn't see any!

Atmosphere

Shocking. Very little home support and the environment doesn't exactly breed a pleasant atmosphere.

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